Star Wars Fans Forced to Get a Life

"To Star Wars fans: it's time to put away your Wookie costumes, your Darth Vader masks, and your Queen Amidala royal headgear and orthodontic devices. The final movie in the Star Wars series, "Revenge of the Sith" (the sixth one, so naturally it is numbered episode three) has been released. Therefore, you no longer can use the quasi-legitimate excuse of waiting in line to be the first to see a new Star Wars movie as an actual reason to stand around in public holding your lightsaber." Source: MetroWest Daily News